* SALAD DODGER.
An outstanding phrase for an overweight individual.

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive individual.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms about and speaking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
Project failed, and who was accountable.

* SEAGULL Manager.
A supervisor who flies in, can make a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
Then leaves.

* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to soak up success and advancement by
sucking as much as the boss rather than working hard.

* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to obtain
screwed and die.

* Cube FARM.
An workplace stuffed with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops some thing loudly in a dice farm, and
people’s heads pop up more than the walls to determine what is going on. (This also
applies to applause to get a promotion simply because there might be cake.)

* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
into when they have kids and 1 of them stops operating to remain house
using the kids or start a “home business”.

* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single earnings, no boyfriend and desperate.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair nevertheless nonetheless has a ‘black box’.

* PERCUSSIVE Upkeep.
The good art of whacking the crap out of an electronic system to get it
to function again.

* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just over the rank and
file. Choices that fall from the “adminisphere” are frequently profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant towards the problems they had been designed to
solve. This really is often affiliated using the dreaded “administrivia” – needless
paperwork and processes.

* Going For a McSHIT.
Getting into a fast food restaurant without any intention of buying food,
you’re just heading towards the bog. If challenged by a pimply employees member,
your declaration to them that you’ll purchase their food afterwards is known
as a McShit with Lies.

* 404.
Someone who’s clueless. From the World Broad Internet error message “404 Not
Found” which means that the requested doc could not be located.

* AUSSIE KISS.
Comparable to a French Kiss, however provided down beneath.

* OH – NO 2nd.
That minuscule fraction of time by which you understand that you’ve just
Produced a Big error (e.g. you have hit ‘reply all’).

* GREYHOUND.
A very brief skirt, only an inch from your hare.

* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A youthful guy of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
functions inside a burger restaurant. The ‘no-stars’ comes from your badges
displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often put on to show
their level of coaching.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when seen from
The outside, nevertheless there’s really naught in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY Bathtub .
A bath so hot, that when decreasing your self in, you go: “Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!”.

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives in the pub on Friday night although you are in the
Bathroom following your 10th pint, and whisks absent all the unattractive people so
the pub is all of a sudden packed with stunners whenever you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning prior to you wake
up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your
mattress rather.

* BEER COAT.
The invisible nevertheless warm coat worn when strolling house after a booze cruise
At 3:00am .

* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible system that ensures your secure arrival home following booze
cruise, even though you are also drunk to remember where you live, how
you obtained here, and exactly where you have arrive from.

* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your initial pee in the pub, generally after two hours of drinking. Following
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the bathroom will be
needed every 10 or 15 minutes for that relaxation of the night.

* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too little for her, so she appears like she’s
Got four howevertocks.